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发表于 2020-4-5 14:58:54 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
Your House Is on Fire
Ms.Smith is dentist.He is over sixty and is going to retire soon. One afternoon, he is a litter tires, and wants to finish his day’s work early. Suddenly, a man runs in with a red face and says,“Quick! Quick!”
Mr.Smith thinks he must be very ill, so he makes the poor man sit in a chair and gives him an injection to put him to sleep. Then he looks into the man’s mouth and pulls outs all the bad teeth. After the man wakes up, he says in a low voice, “Quick! Quick!”
“It’s all right now,”Ms.Smith tells him,“It’s over.”
“You don’t understand,”said the man,“I came to tell you your house is on fire.”



    你的房子着火了
斯密斯先生是牙医,他已年过六十,很快就要退休了。一天下午,他感到有些累,
想早点结束一天的工作。突然,一个男人脸红红的,跑了进来说:"快点!快点!"
斯密斯觉得他可能病得很厉害,于是让这个可怜的人坐在椅子上,给他打了一针,要他睡觉。然后,他检查了这个人的嘴,把坏牙全部拔了出来。这个人洗后,低说:""快!,快!"
“现在没事了。”斯密斯告诉他说,“都过去了。”
“你没明白我的意思。”这个人说,“我是来告诉你,你的房子着火了。”
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